Lord Beer Me Death

This is a picture of me calmly and coolly putting my computer where it belongs.

• Tyler: I can't find my Descartes.
• Me: Did you look behind de horse?

• My former intern, Linda: so i had a dream last night that i was working for you at flashpoint and one of my assignments was to get macho man randy savage his size 14 flip flops
• Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! BEST DREAM EVER
• Linda: so random. it was weird bc he was at a lunch meeting and i had to go to some storage room and there was only size 12 and 15

Self portrait. (My brains are red and black IRL.)

I added some hair and some frustration lines, too.

This song is called “Tyler is the Best,” and it’s from Songs to Wear Pants To.  This track is especially funny because the Tyler I know had nothing to do with its creation, but he does happen to have an older sister named Chelsea. 

I was on top of the world today when I got my apple, thyme and brie sandwich at Hannah’s Bretzel.  Then, suddenly and without warning, my sandwich was on top of the pavement.

This picture illustrates two things:

1) The horror of dumping an $8 sandwich that you were really looking forward to in the middle of a busy intersection, and

2) That, without the straight line tool, I am incapable of drawing straight lines.

This is a picture of me that I drew earlier today. It’s a true story, and I’d say it’s a pretty realistic representation of how I felt at the time. 

On the plus side, my hair looks great when I’m angry.

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Merry Clayton’s iso’d vocals, from that one part of “Gimme Shelter.”  Second-best part: hearing Mick’s reaction.

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There are only 3 living, breathing beings on this earth that actually say “Omnomnomnomnom” when they’re eating, and don’t just have it typed across their face in photos.  These are:

• Me
• Cookie Monster
• The cat in this video

Don’t believe me?  You should.

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